Everyone eats their cupcakes different. Me?...since I analyze every part of a cupcake, I taste the cupcake in parts. First, I taste the frosting. Second, I take a big bite of the cupcake. Third, I taste the cake by itself. And last, I look for hidden goodness in the middle.

(Eat the cake and leave the frosting. I don't think these people exist.)
I love this analysis of eating a cupcake. Thanks Saucy's Sprinkles!