New York City got a cupcake ATM machine. What, their first one? LA got one two years ago! Anyways, David Letterman's Top 10 from last week was "Top Ten Things Overheard in Line at Cupcake ATM.
10. A cupcake dispensing machine? Take that, China!
9. Finally -- a fast way to get unhealthy food
8. Nothing comes out of an ATM that I won't eat.
7. My PIN number is also my cholesterol level.
6. Everyone here smells like weed.
5. I miss talking to a cupcake teller.
4. Damn frosting fees.
3. Go ahead and eat the receipt.
2. Quit licking the slot.
1. Wait your turn, Governor Christie.