Step 1: Buy cupcakes from grocery store. See how weird these cupcakes look? No one will believe you made them yourself.
Step 2: Spread the frosting around to create a more homemade look. You might even want to remove some of the frosting, if there is too much.
Step 3: Add a decoration. Roll in sprinkles or add some chocolate chips.
Step 4: Practice your lines. When someone asks for the recipe, have an excuse ready. CakeSpy has that covered for you(see suggestions at bottom of page to tackle this step).
CakeSpy, thanks for making my life easier.